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Centricide is a political satire web series chronicling the extermination of the Centrists, led by Jreg and the Extremists.

History[]

Centricide 1[]

The centrists have a meeting led by the Radical Centrist, who explains to his fellow centrists that Jreg and the Extremists plan to exterminate them.

Centricide 2[]

The extremists are presented and interviewed, presumably by Jreg.

Centricide 2.5[]

The extremists fight over bagels. It's filmed similar to a sitcom.

Centricide 3[]

The centricide begins. Every extremist reaches out to four moderate ideologies at the edge of the overton window: the Socialist, Conservative, Progressive and Libertarian, in order to recruit them for their cause. Meanwhile the centrists attempt to do the same. In the end all moderates are killed except Libertarian, who escapes and joins the centrists. Ancom gets beaten up by Ape-Political and thereafter leaves the Extremists to become a Post-Leftist.

Centricide 3.5[]

The Wacky Ideologies meet up to discuss the means of centricde. We are fist introduced to Posadist, the leader of the Wacky Ideologies. We then meet Anarcho-Monarchist, Homonationalist, Transhumanist, and Anarcho-Primitivist. After talking for a little, they ultimately decide it would be best to assist the extremists in centricide.

About halfway through their meeting, Lil' Nazbol enters the Wackies' meeting after returning from the gathering of the centrists, and decides that he's not an centrist or an extremist, so he must be a wacky ideology, but he receives massive backlash from the others for saying he was one of them. He then states:

"Then go on, think I'm a joke. But the truth is left-wing economic policy is completely compatible with right-wing cultural policy. So laugh, the truth is you will not discover I am a danger until it is too late." - The Council of Wacky Ideologies Centricide 3.5 (Video)

The Meeting ends with Posadist saying that this meeting went so well, that the extremists must be working well together, too. This is ironic though, as it suddenly transitions to a shot of the extremists arguing.

Centricide 4[]

The centrists begin their ultimate plan to turn Libertarian into a Neo-Liberal, thereby creating a powerful status quo for the centrists to support. Communist is distraught by Ancom's departure but builds a new authoritarian unity with Nazi. Ancap leaves the Extremists and goes to the Overton Window to rescue Libertarian, killing Anti-Radical in the process.

Centricide 4.5[]

After Anarcho-Communist left the extremists, National Socialist (Nazi), Communist, and Anarcho-Capitalist go to hunt down the centrists who are on the edge of overton window to try to make them extremist ideologies, which evidently fails, and all of the overton window centrists are killed, except Libertarian, because Anarcho-Capitalist lets him escape. Later on. Anarcho-Capitalist recruited Libertarian, Minarchist, and Hoppean to create Ancapistan, which is a capitalist ran country, with no government, which is any anarcho-capitalists paradise.

The other remaining extremists run into Ancapistan, as they need to pass through it to get to the Centrists HQ. Anarcho-Capitalist then states that if they want to pass through, National Socialist (Nazi) and Communist need to pay a toll. Both of them begin to argue back and forth with Anarcho-Capitalist and Libertarian, until Communist threatens to "wring both of their necks," but then Anarcho-Capitalist points out a recreational nuke on top of the entrance to Ancapistan that he threatens them both with. After he states this, the music video that explains what Ancapistan and what Minarchist, Libertarian, Anarcho-Capitalist, and Hoppean are. In the music video there is lots of back and forth bickering between the capitalist ideologies, and how Ancapistan should be run, government wise, which Anarcho-Capitalist quickly denies, which proves that he probably is the highest in the power situation in Ancapistan.

Centricide 5[]

The remaining Extremists, Nazi and Commie, enter the Overton Window and have to face the Horseshoe Centrist. Despite their efforts, Horseshoe Centrist completely destroys them initially, since the alliance of both Left and Right Authoritarians just proves his stance on political extremism - that the far-right and far-left are really the same. Communist and Nazi realize that the only way to beat the Horseshoe Centrist is by proving him right instead of wrong. This is how in a desperate attempt, they summon Nazbol. With the power of being far-left and far-right at the same time, Horseshoe Centrist is defeated by Nazbol.

Centricide 6[]

In Centricide 6, after Nazbol defeats Horseshoe Centrist, the Nazbol is kicked out of the Anti-Centrists. Following that Commie leaves the Nazi, while the Nazi dies. Later Conservative returns and heals the Nazi. Also the Conservative informs the Nazi he is a jew. Then the Nazi became Jewish Nazism, he decides Jews are the Masterrace. Afterwards the Nazi, Moderate Lee, Conservative, Homonationalist, and Pan-Africianist form the International Union of Nationalists. Meanwhile Jreg and Radical Centrist battle.

Centricide 6.5[]

The main premise of Centricide 6.5 is that Anarcho-Fascist finds and brings Post-Left to meet the rest of the anarchists, which includes Queer Anarchist, Anarcho-Pacifist, Insurrectionary Anarchist, and Mutualist. Queer Anarchist then goes onto explain the Anarcho-Commune they live in, and who all is in it. Eventually Queer Anarchist reveals that the commune is also a polycule, and asks if Post-Left would like it join, and qui agrees.

Centricide 7[]

After a music video intro the story picks up with Radical Centrist interrogating Anti-centrist Jreg in Centricity. He smacks Jreg in order to speak to Greg Guevara instead. This releases the five dimensional demon known as the Depression Clown that lives in his brain, which proceeds to distort the fabric of reality. The rest of centricide 7 is spread out into many, many videos ultimately ending in the defeat of Depression Clown and the union of Anti-centrist Jreg and Radical Centrist into a greater more powerful being.

Centricide 8 (Part 1/3)[]

After the events of Centricide 7 Radical Centrist and the Anticentrist merge to create Accelerationism. Commie is alerted by the creation of Accelerationism and immediately visits Ancapistan to warn the other ideologies. The ideologies of Ancapistan reluctantly listen to him, and depart with the choppers. Meanwhile the International Union of Nationalists is having a meeting, which is disrupted by the invasion of A̸̡̧̛̦̬̭̗̲̤͕̦̟̬̰̾̏̈́͋̈͂́̌̓̏̒̌͝n̸̛͔͙͓̺͇̩̬̈̌̈͂͒͑̏̈́̅̔̃̈a̷̝̒̊̈́̍͑̏̇r̷̛̝̀̓̎̌̑̆̆̅͘̚͝ç̷̲̯̮͙̣̯̗̩̻̮̭̔͆̂͐̑̄͌͗̇̅͊͆̓h̷̢̡̧͕̯͇̼̙͚̣̤̼̺̗͎̄̍͌̈̐́͐͆͌̃̑̽̐͌ơ̷̹̭̣̫̙͔̈̓͋̑͌͌̆̓̑͋̽͘͠͝-̶̡̛͖̬̦̪̽̄̏̽͒̓͐̾́̾̚͘͘ͅ“̸̺̳̬͔̄̇S̶̖̫̘͔̦̹̱̞̠̮̱͉̦͗͑̐̅̅́̓̎́̄͝Ē̶͙̞͇̆̒͊͑̈́͆̂͛͛̀͆̅͝N̵̨̛̠͚̞̲̘͇̂͌͝͠A̷̡̙͈͚̞͙̤͗̉̽̒̏͠͝T̷̹̫͈̎̀̓̈̓͒̅̚͠ͅO̵̬̮͔͔̰͍̰͆R̷̢̜̤̰̭̪͈̺̖̞̙͈̩͍͙͊̾̕̚Å̵͈̫̜͖̭̻̲͉̥̜͕͔̐͂͒̽̈͋̔͌̀̈́͒̊̈́͝L̷̤̺̘͈͙̗̞̺̪͓̱̖̋͝I̷̜̒͂̆͛͑̀̃̽̏S̵͉̎̃͌̓͑̒̈́̀̂M̷̰̩̓̾̊̅”, which then kills Panafricanism, turning him into another impossible monster of an ideology. Panicked, Moderate Lee flees by jumping out of an Overton Window. The Nazi is attacked by his former fellow nationalist, and is paralyzed by fear. He is then promptly saved by Ancap and Commie and departs with them to face Accelerationism.

Centricide 8 (Part 2/3)[]

Accelerationism is spreading quickly, and the extremists and wackies attempt to stop it. Transhumanist eventually abandons the extremists and wackies as Accelerationism promises him that he can become a real robot if he joins them, and so Transhumanist does, and turns into a real robot, and fights the extremists and wackies.

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Centricide 8 (Part 3/3)[]

Centricide 8 Part 3/3 begins with Homonationalist and Posadist in a nuclear-launching room, where they attempt to launch a nuke at Accelerationism, but they are unable to, as the nuke needs a pilot, so Posadist volunteers to sacrifice himself to defeat Accelerationism. A little bit later we meet Anarcho-Syndicalism, who was once Anarcho-Communist/Post-Left, re-introduce himself to the other extremists, and reveals that he's 100% Aryan, which makes National Socialist (Nazi) angry.

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